Dear Brit Brit,
I've been your fan since the tender and impressionable age of 14. I've stuck by you through your "virgin" phase, your marriage to K-fed and subsequent (inevitable) divorce, and I even stuck up for you when people said the pink wig was a bad look. But I have to come clean. Your music videos just don't make sense anymore. I mean really, there is no plot. In fact, your viewers are actually left utterly baffled instead of playfully confused.
Well anyway, at least you still look hot.